A good midnight snack is a thing of beauty... unless it comes with a garnish of NIGHTMARES! Behold, Snackle Mouth, perhaps the scariest snack mix ever.
The Reddit community was warned of this terrifying specsster when a dad posted a photo of the snack that gave his 6yr-old nightmares. Turns out Snackle Mouth "supersnack clusters" are the work of three Boulder dudes named John, who all apparently enjoyed Stephen King's It so much in their formative years that they used it as the inspiration for their logos. Snackle Mouth comes in the five not-scary varieties: almond berry, salty chocolate, almond pecan maple, bacon maple, and almond peanut cranberry.
The all-organic, kinda-healthy snacks sound alluring, but then again so does the gentle chiding of a clown inviting you to play in a sewer. And we all know how that story ends. (Hint: it has nothing to do with bacon maple snacks.)
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. Some of her strongest friendships are built on cheeseburgers. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.