"That would seem to be the end of the story, but of course it wasn't, because the following also happened during that weekend:
"1. We had pancakes the next morning. Fucking pancakes, made with wheat flour.
"2. I ditched the other three to go do something for work, and actually spent half the time I was ditching them eating hot dogs, hamburgers, tacos, and shawarma. This remains a secret to this day, and my wife will probably get mad at me when she finds out I ran to freedom on my own.
"3. My wife's friend blatantly cheated at every board game we played.
"4. My wife's friend caused hell at an Indian buffet for not having enough vegan-friendly options (she said the cauliflower was not friendly enough because there were too many tomatoes in it).
"One great thing did come out of that weekend, though: we never visited that crazy nut job ever again, and my wife stopped talking to her as well. I hate to say mean things about a person, but I do not know if I have ever met a more selfish human being in my life." -- Ken Sato