Dick's Last Resort (Various locations, unfortunately)
What's their deal? A national chain serving Southwestern-y comfort food, whose decor is plastered with flair that looks like it was stolen from a TGI Fridays located in a trailer park.
How exactly they're mean: They throw paper and spitballs, put rubber bands in your food, and make you wear hats that say "I have herpes".
Redeeming factor: You can buy a "Relax ladies, I'm hilarious" tee-shirt.