Simone Biles loves pepperoni pizza
Gold medal-winning gymnast Biles told ABC News she houses pepperoni pies after every meet, regardless of how she performs. Remember that whenever you lazily order a pepperoni pizza for delivery next time: you're basically like an Olympian.
PB&J burritos fuel a member of the US rowing team
Time magazine reported on US rower Seth Weil's morning meal, which includes 20oz of coffee and PB&J in a flour tortilla. Because rowers famously get up early, he's consuming that at 6am. Somehow this seems stranger than the Chinese athletes who eat Big Macs for breakfast.
Mountain Dew and pizza help Ryan Lochte cheat on his diet
The fact that Lochte eats pizza and drinks sugary soda for his cheat meal isn't particularly groundbreaking. What's crazy is that he's had them every single Friday since he was 8 years old, and has only missed them six times, he told Bon Appétit. He's a true American hero.