BEHOLD: A camera that produces slices of cheese
You're gonna have to find something a lot more awkward to say when having your picture taken from now on because this new gadget from Gama-goIS A CAMERA THAT LITERALLY PRINTS OUT SLICES OF CHEESE. The Say Cheese Instant Slicer ($10) is an old Polaroid that's had its photo-developing insides removed and replaced with a cheese-slicing apparatus, so you can actually get cheese when you're told to say it.
The applications are limitless: Natural scenery take your breath away? Have a slice of havarti. See a celebrity walking in the street? Commemorate the moment with some delicious Swiss. Sure, it's not going to make the inevitable vacation slideshow more interesting, but still -- you'll at least have refreshments!