Drinking the watery remains of a fountain soda
Stare deeply into the pit of despair, and you might even see congealing traces of syrup.
Using hot pasta straight from the pot to heat up cold sauce straight from the jar
Seriously, you don't have a second pot?
Reusing a pot to boil pasta multiple times without washing it
You know the only thing that's been in there is pasta, so fair game, right? Right?
Buying day-old pastries...
And holding on to them for several more days.
Eating at a strip club, not during lunch special
Food and bare breasts should never be combined unless it's steak and shrimp and sold for less than half the price of a matinee lap dance.