The Grill Is The Size Of A Shoebox
Sure, that bargain-bin, one-use grill is great for cooking for a toddler, but you’ve got 30 grown-ups here. Given the grill space, this cookout will be a sleepover before everyone gets fed.
The Guy Running The Grill Started The Party At 9am
Maybe he’s the reason there’s more wine than beer. He’s definitely the reason that the burgers look like hockey pucks.
Veggie Burgers Outnumber Real Burgers 3:1
This is a BBQ, not a PETA mixer. And why are the people who brought the Boca Burgers bogarting all the beef ones?