What to Do When You Smoke Way Too Much Weed
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Any cannabis consumer can tell you that if there's one feeling no one enjoys, it’s the moment of realization that you are too high. Maybe the edible kicked in three hours late. Perhaps you tried to impress a group of friends by breathing in a little bit too deeply. You might have just tried concentrates for the first time and were caught off guard by their potency. Or maybe you are just a low-tolerance consumer. There are a thousand ways it can happen, but once it does, the resulting experience can be uncomfortable and enough to turn off even the most seasoned cannabis lover.
Fear not! Most of us have experienced the unpleasantness that can come with overwhelming cannabis effects. Thankfully, there are ways to help come back down when you feel too high, overwhelmed, or uncomfortable from excessive cannabis consumption.
1. Don't panic
Let us start with the infinite wisdom of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: DON'T PANIC. YOU ARE FINE AND EVERYTHING IS OK.
Most symptoms of "greening out" (imbibing too much cannabis) will dissipate within minutes to hours, with no lasting effects beyond a little grogginess. Give it some time and these feelings will eventually pass, trust us.
Also, contrary to what you may have heard, there have been zero reported cannabis overdose deaths in the history of ever, so despite how freaked out you may feel or how sweaty you get, you won't expire from excessive consumption. (Don't take that on as a challenge, just keep in mind that if you accidentally overdo it, you'll be OK in a while.)
2. Know your limits before consuming
If you can, try to prepare for your cannabis session according to your tolerance level. Consume with friends you know and are comfortable with, and don't feel pressured to consume more than you can handle. It's all well and good to make new friends, but being surrounded by strangers when you can’t feel your face is unpleasant at best and anxiety-ridden at worst.
Take it slow, especially when consuming edibles. We recommend trying a standard dose of 10mg (or even 5mg if you really want to ease into the experience) and waiting at least an hour, if not two, before increasing your edibles dosage. The same goes for inhalation methods -- if you're used to occasionally taking one hit off your personal vaporizer, we don't advise sitting in a smoking circle puffing and passing for an hour.
Water, water, water -- don't forget to hydrate! Whether you prefer water or juice, make sure you have a nice cold beverage on hand (preferably non-caffeinated). This will help you combat dry mouth and allow you to focus on a simple and familiar act -- sipping and swallowing.
Keep in mind that by "hydrate," we don't mean "knock back a few alcoholic beverages." If you're feeling the effects of your strain a little too aggressively, stay away from alcohol as it can significantly increase THC blood concentrations.
4. Keep some black pepper on hand
If you find yourself combating paranoia and anxiety, a simple household ingredient found in kitchens and restaurants everywhere can come to your rescue: black pepper. Many swear by the black pepper trick, even Neil Young! Just sniff or chew on a few black peppercorns and it should provide almost instantaneous relief.
5. Keep calm and rest
Find a calm, quiet place where you can rest and breathe deeply. Remember, the intense discomfort you're feeling will pass. Take deep full breaths in through your nose and out through your mouth. Focus on the sound of your breath and just rest a while.
Sometimes sleeping it off can be the best alternative, but it’s not always easy to turn your brain off. Once you've found a quiet area, lay down and let yourself relax. If drowsiness and sleep are quick to onset, take a little nap to rejuvenate yourself. If you are unable to fall asleep, just get comfortable until you feel strong enough to spring back up.
6. Try going for a walk
If you can't turn your brain off, sometimes a change of scenery and some fresh air to get your blood pumping will help invigorate you. Just remember to stay close to your immediate surroundings -- we don't want you wandering off and getting lost while you're feeling anxious and paranoid! And refrain from taking a walk if you're feeling too woozy or light-headed to stand; instead, we recommend going back to Option #5 and laying down for a while.
7. Take a shower or bath
While it's not always feasible if you're out and about or at a friend's house, if you're at home, try taking a nice shower or bath as a really pleasant option to help you relax.
8. Distract yourself!
All of the activities that seem so entertaining and fun while high are also great ways to distract yourself while you try to come back down to Earth. Some suggestions include:
- Watch a funny cartoon
- Listen to your favorite album
- Play a fun video game
- Talk to your friends (who are hopefully right by your side, reassuring you)
- Snuggle with your significant other
- Try coloring as a calming activity (seriously, adult coloring books are all the rage lately)
- Eat something delicious
Whatever distraction you prefer, make sure it's a familiar activity that gives you warm, fuzzy emotions. Your brain will hopefully zone in on the positive feelings and give you a gentle reminder that you are safe and just fine.
If all of these suggestions fail and you find that you are still feeling alarmingly uncomfortable, you can always seek medical attention and tell a doctor or nurse that you are having a cannabis-induced anxiety attack. This option is always available, even in states where cannabis is illegal. From a medical perspective, physicians have your best interest in mind and want to do all they can to make sure you're OK.
Hopefully, however, the above suggestions were just what you needed to counteract that too-intense cannabis high. (Or, if none of these work, you could always follow Snoop Dogg's advice and "put ur face in mayonnaise.")
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