We're super sorry, buuuuut we're about to make it impossible for you to enjoy a regular lobster roll ever again, no matter how meaty and buttery and delicious it is. The footlong lobster roll officially exists, and it's back at Cull & Pistol this weekend.
For National Lobster Day -- which is a thing on June 15th, 2014 that you probably should've already known about (there's a National Day for EVERYTHING, people!) -- and the day before National Lobster Day (so, June 14th), NYC's Cull & Pistol (also home to the Gator 2.0, the Drink of the Summer) created a full, 12in lobster roll that you can get either Maine- or Connecticut-style. It's probably the best way ever to spend $40 on something in a bun, maybe ever.