Watch your back, Chris' Outrageous Cheesecake -- there's another cheesecake out there campaigning hard for our affections, and while it might be missing a brownie layer, it'd definitely feel right at home at a Ratdog show.
Courtesy of hippie-hugging pizza chain Mellow Mushroom, this amazing technicolor dream slice was snapped by Redditor shorty12075 in Summerville, SC. The cheesecake is amazingly not the result of a Nerds candy factory explosion, but rather just some strategically colored vanilla-and-chocolate cake with strawberry syrup drizzled underneath. We have no doubt it's as delicious as it is entrancing, but don't look at it for too long -- you might get brainwashed into killing the prime minister of Malaysia.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. Before that, she ran a massive Dunk-a-Roo cartel out of her college dorm room until the game got too rough. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.