State and county fairs are endurance tests for the stomach, places where you're encouraged to eat pounds and pounds of fried dough, fried meat, and fried, doughy meat, then further punish your stomach as you try to keep it down on some rickety ride run by a dude named Viper. And it's glorious. Every year, fairs take the concept of junk food to stratospheric heights. These are 2014's weirdest and most wonderful offerings from around the country. All get Viper's seal of approval.