"Guess Who's Coming to Thanksgiving Dinner?"
In one swift move, Colbert encapsulated all the worst people at Thanksgiving. You still don't get to skip out on eating a meal with them, but at least this sketch will ease the pain of listening to Uncle Ron talk about ISIS.
"Better Know a District - New York's 25th"
Alright, this one is solely for the moment when Colbert shotguns a beer. Work on your technique, Maffei!
Bonus Non-CR Clip
Back in the early, early days of Colbert's career, he appeared on The Dana Carvey Show with Steve Carell. At one point, as waiters who can't discuss the specials without dry-heaving. It is simple yet glorious, and merits a watch right now.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and would go to a restaurant just to get waited on by Colbert and Carell. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.