Americans spend an average of $227 million on potato chips on Super Bowl Sunday. And while potato chips are great (transcendent even), you don't want to be the sixth person to show up at your buddy's pigskin bacchanal packing a can of Pringles. And if you're hosting, you definitely want to give your treasured guests an experience that will make them feel inadequate about all future gatherings they may or may not host. It's what friends are for.
Since you may not be culinary-inclined -- or creative, at all -- we put together a list of (actually good) themed snacks and drinks, based around the teams that smashed their way to victory this season: the Patriots of New England, and the Eagles of Philadelphia. Most of you probably don't know who to root for, so the least you can do is shove copious amounts of cheese and liquor down your gullet for three-and-a-half hours. It's basically your duty as an American.