OK, a couple of days ago the lady who runs the blog Little Bits of ran out of bread so she decided to cut up a sweet potato and toast that instead. It was enterprising, which I 100% respect, but what I’m deeply, deeply confused about is the absolutely bonkers response this got. Mindbodygreen covered this in November, and no one really cared about it back then, but this time around it was labeled game-changing, certified A Thing, and the expected parade of embedded Instagram roundups issued forth. Just look at this Google Trends spike! It was insanity.
I had to try this for myself to see what all the hullabaloo was about.
Here’s how you make sweet potato toast, according to the Internet: slice sweet potatoes lengthwise, and then toast the slices, TWICE. That last bit is important, otherwise the potato won’t cook through. Admittedly, I’m a big, big fan of sweet potatoes and any way to cut down the usual 40 minutes of oven bake time sounds perfectly peachy to me, so I was actually kind of hoping this worked. My toaster goes to 7, which is completely irrelevant unless you have the same model of toaster as I do, but know that I had to cook mine three times to get it anywhere near edible. And you know what? It worked, and it was... fine. I ate it with avocado and it tasted like any other time I’ve eaten avocado and sweet potato, which is frequently. The flavors and textures are very complementary. But this isn’t the point!! This is just another misguided toast trend, and I’m not having it.