While Taco Bell has recently been a place to find a quesarito (or a tipsy Charlie Sheen), until today, it was impossible to order one of three grilled breakfast burritos, packed with scrambled eggs and nacho cheese sauce, plus either bacon, sausage, or Fiesta Potato, which also comes with pico de gallo. The fast-food mavens at GrubGrade say they'll run you about $1.29, which you can pay with the leftover change from that $95,000 meal you just ate.
Lee Breslouer writes about food and drink for Thrillist, and thinks nacho cheese sauce is the perfect breakfast food. Follow him at @LeeBreslouer, because you can't make up a name that good.
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