Since October 2016, I've been subjecting my innards to the gastrointestinal equivalent of an American Ninja Warrior obstacle course. The challenge: to order and eat at least three bites of every food item available on Taco Bell's gargantuan menu.
I'm doing this for you, dear readers. And also, in remembrance of that Taco Bell Chihuahua, which, along with the cast of canines featured in Homeward Bound, Wishbone, and Beethoven, has almost certainly passed away by now. Yes, life is sad. At least we have Taco Bell.
I'll be updating this ranking whenever Taco Bell adds or subtracts from its official menu, which is surprisingly often.