In case you missed it, Taco Bell released a new, blisteringly hot Diablo sauce on Cinco de Mayo this year, announcing it'd be available for a limited time only.
Taco Bell hasn't said when the Diablo party's ending (and has not replied to comment), but instead of lamenting the impending loss of this spicy new topping, a number of enterprising T-Bell enthusiasts have taken it upon themselves to sell packets of the soon-to-be-vanished sauce on eBay. Because capitalism, or something.
Yep, a cottage industry of amateur taco sauce peddlers has popped up on the internet, offering 10-packs of the spicy stuff for prices ranging from $7 all the way to $20 (or best offer). If you don't have the patience to deal with an all-out hot sauce bidding war (and really, who does?), don't panic: one dude'll let you Buy It Now, giving you 75 packets for just $25. What a steal.
Presumably, once you obtain these exceptionally rare sauce packets, you'll be saving them for truly special occasions -- Thanksgiving dinners, bat mitzvahs, and the like.
None of the sellers have received any bids on their Diablo packets as of this writing, but most have at least one person "watching" their item, so there's still time for your remaining faith in humanity to be utterly destroyed. No word yet on whether Diablo sauce will replace Bitcoin or gold bars as the favored currency of conspiracy theorists, though.