Party on Like Rudolph With This Red Nose Punch
"'It's like I took money out of the waitresses' pockets, and they are fierce and dangerous waitresses and will hurt me.'"
"Then, to my complete surprise, the owner jumped on the guy and, with a few fancy moves, threw him out the door."
"She says, 'You know what you did, and you'll only make that mistake once here. Pay your tab, leave a big fucking tip, and never darken my door again.'"