However, I felt the caffeine. As advertised, it wasn't the jittery kind of caffeine high that made Jessie Spano freak out and almost die, but rather the mellow high that coffee gives you.
Would I eat this again? Naw, I like peanut butter like I like my women: smooth, sweet, and light brown. Scratch that last part, I literally can't go through another harassment training session.
Buy Steem if you've got a really tight morning schedule and can't afford to make coffee and peanut butter toast. Then reconsider what the hell is making your calendar so jam-packed.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and is wondering if anybody wants some free butter, because he has some.