Let's face it: 2016 is a scary time to be alive. Between widespread political and social unrest, melting ice caps, and Justin Bieber's new facial tattoo, the idea of an impending apocalypse grows realer and realer with each passing day. It's enough to send a person running for the hills -- or, at the very least, breaking ground on an underground bunker and stocking up on batteries, board games, and cases and cases of reliable, long-lasting canned meats.
So if you're considering prepping for our impending doomsday -- and if TLC's current programming is any indication, you fucking better be -- you'll definitely need to know which canned meats (the brand is irrelevant to what's inside the can) are the least disgusting. Spam, Vienna sausages, boiled ham, corned beef, something called "Potted Meat" -- I tried it all so you don’t have to (and also because I was curious to see just how much sodium I could take before vomiting and/or dying of heart failure).