Thou shalt not overlook breakfast ingredients
A righteous prophet once decreed that breakfast tacos are better than bagels. So it is written, and so it shall be. Too often, noble taco vendors forget that the canon of ingredients includes eggs, bacon, and crispy fried potatoes.
Thou shall have pride in your tacos, or not have tacos at all Forget all that stuff the Bible says about pride being bad. If you are proud at heart with regard to tacos, you are not an abomination to the Lord! You are an upstanding disciple of the one true Taco! But far too often, heretic restaurants will just throw a few tacos on their menu in order to cash in on the zeal of true believers. If you can't stand behind your tacos, you shouldn't have them on the menu.
Dan Gentile is a staff writer on Thrillist's national food and drink team. He enjoys tacos, writing with ancient diction, and politely apologizing to religious commenters. Follow him to more it's-just-a-jokes at @Dannosphere.