John Lennon once sang that instant karma was gonna get you. In fact, it was gonna knock you right in the head. He turned out to be more right than he could've known. For proof, behold these stories from a hilarious Reddit thread that's all about restaurant customers getting Final Destination-level comeuppance after being dicks to people in the service industry.
A story about trash (the garbage and human types)
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You might feel bad for the jerk in this story
Are we sure she didn't leave him there on purpose?
Grandmas aren't always nice
Imagine the hardship of being old and sober
You get what you (try not to) pay for
Order free water, get free soda
That's a serious gut-check
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