Pre-filled communion cups (aka Eucharist Lunchables)
Here is my proposed TV jingle for the Fellowship Cup: "When you're on the go, but need to cleanse your soul, shove a Fellowship cup, down your sinning mouth-hole." Might need a rewrite. TBD.
50lb bulk MSG
Do you find your daily diet lacking that distinct "budget Chinese food" taste? Do you find that healthy levels of sodium in your food just aren't cutting it for your taste buds? Are you looking to blow your blood pressure through the roof so you can get some doctor-mandated time off from work? Then this 50lb bulk bag of pure MSG may be right for you!