16. Cheddar bites
Mom: There's too much breading and not enough flavor from the cheese. You just taste the fried breading.
Dad: They'd be better off having mozzarella sticks on the menu. If you go to Applebee's, you'll get mozzarella sticks.
M: Maybe if they had a marinara sauce or something. It's kind of rubbery. And they're greasy. These are the worst.
15. Texas cheese fries
M: I would've thought that they'd be crispier.
D: Mom's a big fry person. To me, fries are fries. I'll write that down.
M: I've had much better cheese fries. These are soggy, they just piled things on.
D: Mom ruins fries with so much ketchup. She just smothers them. I like to dip, just get a little bit of flavor on there. I had fries this morning at Whataburger, can you believe that at 9:30am in the morning, the fries were cold.
M: Dad got his blood taken this morning, because I harassed him. I think he has diabetes.
D: Your mother is very mean to me.
M: Then he goes to Whataburger! You could've gone to Rudy's and gotten breakfast tacos.
D: I could've, but I already put Whataburger on my mind. So here was the choice: Whataburger or Double Whataburger. Guess which one I went with?
14. White spinach queso
M: I don't like the cilantro in it and the cheese is congealed.
D: It's not nearly as good as the skillet one.