Time to tackle the Oregon Trail. First, ford the river, and -- oh, whoops your party died, better try again.
This time let's wait for a ferry. Ah, here it -- damn, now Silas has dysentery. Classic Silas! Okay, third time's the charm.
Caulk the wagon and roll to Portland's Pine State Biscuits, whose Reggie Deluxe (fried chicken, bacon, egg, sausage & gravy... on a biscuit) more than makes up for the tragic loss of Silas.