The greatest ice cream truck treats, ranked
Back in the day, hot American Summers meant a few things: the inevitability of camp, talking cans of vegetables, and ice cream trucks playing jaunty tunes. Every time that telltale song was heard, it stimulated a flurry of decision-making instantaneously: do I get the Sonic the Hedgehog popsicle? Or a Choco Taco? Or maybe something even better -- if there is such a thing? Like it or not, there was a definite hierarchy to the offerings of any ice cream truck, and we've laid out the spread as obviously as a popsicle stick joke penned by a six-year-old.
Offended? Surprised? Suddenly struck with potent nostalgia and need a place to be comforted by like-minded pop-cultural veterans of the '90s? Let us know in the comment section. And here they are, without further ado, from worst to best: