When presented with endless burger possibilities, do you just choose some pepper Jack and pickles and call it a day? Or do you, like local legend Moshe Tamssot, fly incredibly close to the sun? On a recent trip to Mickey D's, Tamssot tested out one of the new (select locations-only) "Create Your Taste" burger kiosks. And boy did he go to town. Although the machines only allow you to order one bun and two Quarter Pounder patties, Tamssot got about 10 helpings of just about every topping -- even requesting 10 slices of three different cheeses. The final product cost $24.89 and weighed 3.8lbs. No word on how much of it Tamssot actually consumed, but this patriot probably deserves a statue on the National Mall.