Seamless has already made it easier than ever to avoid speaking with a live person on the phone, but what if they could eliminate the two seconds of pleasantries you have to exchange with the delivery dude, too? Comedy troupe The Bilderbergers thinks that kind of technology is possible, and mapped out what it could look like in this Seamless: No Human parody ad. Aimed at people who fear offline conversations more than Happy, this mock service blocks out human contact with sprinting delivery guys, food claws, and drones. Expect it to roll out shortly in a city near you.
Kristin Hunt is a Food/Drink staff writer for Thrillist, and thinks Seamless drones will one day rule us all. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.