Oh, college. Back when the only nutrition you got came from aclass that filled your science component without any Periodic Table heavy-lifting.
To celebrate those glory days spent teetering on the edge of scurvy, we've rebuilt the food pyramid (click here for an enlarged version) to account for frozen vegetables, food pillaged from roommates, and visits from your friends' parents. Hover over each slice of the pyramid to see more details, like how many servings of burgers you should eat past midnight.
Hover around all these crucial foods to see what the deal is.
Dan Gentile is a staff writer on Thrillist's national food and drink team. His personal college food pyramid leaned very heavily on Schlotzsky's kids cheese pizza deals. Follow him to age-inappropriate actions at @Dannosphere.