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During my bid I ate as well as it was possible for a prisoner to eat.

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“Don’t do it,” said a neighbor. “You get cancer from shit like that.”

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My first stove blew out the power for 300 men.

I can probably get an iPhone battered and crisped with the technique I perfected making Jack Mack.
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