Perhaps Gerard Depardieu's recent defection to Russia makes sense... both France and Russia have taken the simple potato and turned it into magic, and dude definitely likes his taters. But in terms of diversity, the French fry beats the crap out of vodka. Straight, curly, crinkly, the French fry proves that you can do anything w/ a potato, some oil, and some knife work. That's why we've ranked the glorious French fry's many different faces from best to worst. Luckily, even the worst is still delicious.