And there you have it. I did it. Everyone said I couldn't do it, that I would never finish, that my photographer should be "someone who respects me", that I was actually just hallucinating my conversation with Bill Wennington, but they were wrong! All that's left on this plate are grease stains, leftover ketchup, and memories. Could you, too, enjoy this orgy of meat? If you have a decent appetite and don't mind eating all of your calories after midnight, yes. But know that it will have consequences for you later. Think heart palpitations, meat sweats, and fever dreams involving your high school English teacher at a French motocross race. Now multiply that by seven.