As Patrick Henry famously once said, "Give me liberty, or give me death, or give me a beer float with a dozen scoops of liquid nitrogen ice cream and two liters of black lager brewed by a 25yr-old German monk." Intent on giving our favorite Anti-Federalist the most appetizing of the three options, we tapped San Francisco Deutschland-ian standby Suppenkuche and Smitten Ice Cream to create an ice cream beer float worthy of the first (and sixth!) post-colonial governor of Virginia.
Add whipped cream, sprinkles (use the multi-colored star ones because, uh, hello, multi-colored stars), and a cherry.
And then enjoy the hell out of it. (Patrick would've wanted it that way.) If you come in with the ice cream, Craig will be more than happy to provide the boot and leave a little room for your vanilla scoops. You might have to pay, though.