Presenting the world's most gruesome wedding cake

Some people take their wedding vows really seriously. No, not the "to have and to hold" jam -- the "til death do us part"... part. Made by the edible gore masters at Sideserf Cake Studio and presented at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, this confectionery wonder puts your lame buttercream wedding cake to shame. It also makes human flesh look oddly appetizing, so excuse us while we work through these confusing, cannibalistic new feelings (and try to find the mysterious couple responsible, so we can hit them up for some truly freaky Halloween costume ideas).