I love making out. Someone else's tongue in your mouth. Never knowing where to put your nose. The grinding of teeth together, in harmony.
OK -- I'll be honest, I've actually never made out with anyone before and have no idea what it's like. But since I'm an incredibly handsome male, I can only assume my lack of romantic interests is due to my diet, consisting solely of the 24 items listed below.
So learn from me and avoid these foods before the biggest make-out minute of the year -- 12:00:00am, January 1st.