The Kitchen Mob
Even if the host lives in a mansion with a 20-acre backyard, everyone feels the need to congregate in the kitchen... blocking the sink, knocking stuff off shelves, and turning the simple act of plating food into the culinary version of football practice.
The Smug Socialite
Sorry we don’t have any Beluga caviar at this provincial grub fest, and don't know which vintage is in your glass. Now stop brandishing that monogrammed escargot fork.
The Beige Fanatic
Bread, pasta, biscuits & gravy, and a bowl of mayonnaise do not a balanced meal make.
The Uncomfortable Older Person
You’ve probably cooked a lot of pasta in your day, but don’t worry -- the knowledge has successfully been passed onto the next generation.