The Late-Arriving Wine-Bringer
We’ll excuse your tardy arrival because we ran out of wine. Even if it's in a box.
The Late-Arriving Nothing-Bringer
The Couple Splitting Everything
While it’s nice that you’re being so democratic, you don’t have to eat everything Lady and the Tramp-style.
The Technology Gawker
Dude, the food’s on the table and the 60” plasma in the other room isn’t going to nourish anything except your feelings of jealousy. It's not even on!
The Boy And His Dog
If we knew you were bringing the dog, and that you were going to be feeding the ugly mutt from the table, we might have cooked up a side of Alpo. Or not invited you and the greedy little bitch.