3. They're healthy(ish) and kosher?!?
The vanilla ice cream in a Choco Taco is reduced-fat, so it's actually kinda good for you! You know, except for all that chocolate-covered, fudge-swirled, peanut-topped business. So anyway, eating one is basically like doing Pilates. Plus, every time you bite into a Choco Taco, remember that a rabbi approved of it.