Already booked your $554 bed bug-ridden room in East Secaucus for the Super Bowl? Well done! To help you get even more into the spirit of SB XLVIII, you should probably take a moment now to vote on one of the five commercial finalists for Doritos' "Crash the Super Bowl" contest. And if you pick anything other than this "Finger Cleaner" ad, you're doing it wrong.
Back in October, Doritos called on the public to submit their best commercials for the seventh edition of their "Crash the Super Bowl" showdown. We're now down to five contenders, which stand to win such fabulous prizes as $1mil, a job on The Avengers: Age of Ultron (fingers crossed it's James Spader's fluffer), and, of course, Super Bowl airtime. The videos are all available here, but really there's just one you need to care about: "Finger Cleaner". It is shocking, gross, and hilarious, plus it features the most creative use of a glory hole since Gold Rush Alaska.
Check it out, then make sure to give it the vote it so richly deserves by January 29th, when voting closes.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. Some of her strongest friendships are built on cheeseburgers. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.