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We Made Tinder Profiles for 10 Snacks

Reese's
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Everyone knows a cupcake is the sexiest possible morsel you can run into on Tinder. But sometimes when the need for a midnight snack hits, you’re looking to hook up with something different -- something savory with less icing and fewer commitments, like the ready-to-get-down Handi-Snacks. These are the 10 sexy snacks we’d swipe right on every single time.

Cheetos
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Do NOT mess with Chester's little girl.

Doritos
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Doritos sounds like a handful, and we mean that in a number of ways.

Reese's
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You can just tell that Reese's is always going to be correcting your English, but at least she's got the twin thing going on.

twinkies
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Twinkies is looking for a relationship that will literally last forever. Or until you eat it.

Hot Pockets
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You and Hot Pockets will have a song together, and that song will be Katy Perry's "Hot N Cold."

If you've read a book recently, perhaps you and M&M's aren't for one another.

Totino's Pizza Rolls
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How are you only 22, but I feel I've known you my whole life?

Crackers 'N Cheese Handi-Snack
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Crackers 'N Cheese Handi-Snack has a long name and a huge appetite.

Date Zapp's, and you'll be on the couch watching a lot of Swamp People together.

Shut up and let me take you home to mom already!

Lee Bresloueris a senior writer for Thrillist, and thinks Reese's and M&M's need to hook up. Follow him to candy fanfic at: @LeeBreslouer.