Is salsa even a snack? It's usually nestled in with the chips in the snack aisle, so we're going to call it one. But if you want to go ahead and transition it from snack to key meal ingredient, one dude recommended cooking it with slow-cooked chicken or pork, with a little cilantro and onion. For the less-refined cook, jam a chip in it and call it a day. Or, if you're really shitty at kitchen stuff, just eat it with a spoon.
Milk chocolate-covered peanut butter pretzels
Yes, this is the second peanut butter + pretzel snack in this article. But the TJ's worker who showed us these backed their excellence so hard that she told us to put some other pretzels we already had in our cart back on the shelf. "There's peanut butter inside the pretzel, and then it's covered in chocolate," she said. Hard to argue with that.