Play music you know no one else likes
We’re really happy you finally saw Hamilton, but showtunes and barbecues just don’t work. Save that playlist for the shower.
Demand to put on the game and stay inside watching TV the whole night
You were invited to socialize, so get out there and catch up with friends. (Besides, no one minds if you check the score on your phone every now and then.) If you were so intent on watching the game, you should’ve faked sick and stayed home.