Complain the veggie burgers aren’t the kind you like
Your host went to the trouble to make sure you had something to eat at this burger-hot dog-rib-fest, so don’t complain about the veggie burgers featuring the wrong type of organic black beans. Just appreciate the gesture. Or bring your own.
Leave your empty bottles and cans everywhere
As much fun as it was at the time, none of us live in a frat house anymore. Plus, all the stale beer hanging around is messing with the smell of that sweet, sweet barbecue. Toss ’em.