And finally, the crown jewel. According to an insider tip on Reddit, the Des Moines police's traffic department only used this as a temporary location. But still! Actual cops once wrote up joyriding 14yr-olds in an old Pizza Hut, and we have the proof right here. God bless the Internet.
Kristin Hunt is a food/drink staff writer for Thrillist. Some of her strongest friendships are built on cheeseburgers. Follow her at @kristin_hunt.