Hands are clearly overrated when it comes to putting meals together, so it's only logical that the world's best-looking hot dog would be made by heavy construction equipment.
To celebrate the release of its "new and improved" hot dogs, Norwegian multinational gas station chain Statoil released a new ad that shows a man named Juha-Pekka using an excavator to make his friend Antti a hot dog with great precision. Which, is not typically what excavators and heavy machinery are known for.
Watch the claw carefully handle the bun and hot dog, then apply lettuce, red onion, and dark, delicious-looking ketchup-like sauce better than you ever could. Then remember this thing could crush you like a grape. At the end, the excavator arm feeds Antti, because he shouldn't have to bother with his hands, either.
Lucy Meilus is a staff writer for Thrillist. She would like to be fed only by heavy machinery from now on. Follow her on Twitter at @Lucymeilus and send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org.