The In-N-Out secret menu is sort of like Justin Bieber's celebrity status: it was a phenomenon at first, but now nobody remembers why we talk about it. Except In-N-Out continues being delicious, while Bieber sucks. In any case, just check out this video put together by Food Beast that shows hacks involving meat, cheese, and secret sauce in all their glory. And it's not just about ordering stuff Animal Style or a 4x4; for instance, want lemon pepper fries? You just need to get water, lemon, pepper, and put it on the fries. So simple, yet so beautiful.
Don't watch this before lunch, or you'll find yourself sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic all for the sake of a Flying Dutchman. Yes, a Flying Dutchman is a thing, and if you're serious about trying every item in this exquisite video, you should check out this ranking of everything the place serves.
Just try to keep the drool to a minimum.
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