Most people know better than to get between a kid and his/her Halloween stash, but apparently the people at Crest are either foolish or just foolishly brave souls. Watch as they feed some costumed grade schoolers health-conscious candies like veggie fruit chews and artichoke buttercups. As you might've guessed, the reactions range from "tastes like poopy piñata" to actual vomiting and screaming. Reason #234,000,000 to just spring for the Reese's, everyone.
Debatable: Is Shake Shack Really Fast Food?!?