The verdict on the pizza-cookie-sauce combo? "Actually not terrible". It should be noted that moments later, our EA amended his statement to, "I really regret that, but it had to be done". Still, as of this writing he is alive and (mostly) well.
After a few more people braved the sad foil pan housing the "mega" chocolate chip cookie, we reached a consensus on the main attraction. The cookie itself was pretty unmemorable, but not intestine-destroying. On par with Tollhouse, and several rungs below Mrs. Field's. To be fair, it is only $5 with a pizza, so you get what you pay for. But friends, just like the Alamo or The Titans, let us always remember that lying-ass pizza shovel.