The killer KISS
"Several years ago, a concert arena in our area used to allow various groups to volunteer their time in the concession stands during events in exchange for a percentage of profits. So I ended up volunteering with my youth group to work a KISS concert. It wasn't too bad -- I ran the register, grabbed food, relayed booze orders to our group advisors. The majority of the concert-goers were happy and friendly, except for Gene Jr.
"There were plenty of people there with KISS makeup, applied with varying degrees of skill. Being a teenage girl, I found it all pretty amusing. Gene Jr., however, was in a league of his own: complete replica costume, platform boots, beer belly, full face of makeup, and long black hair with a bald spot in the back. Gene Jr. took KISS seriously... and his drinking even more seriously. He kept coming to our booth throughout the evening (at the expense of watching the damn concert, but whatever).