You can now honor the memory of dearly departed Doritos Locos Tacos dreamweaver Todd Mills by purchasing one of said tacos for a solid $55. There's just one catch: you won't be able to open and/or safely eat it. Because it's padlocked. And the key is sold separately (supposedly, it only costs five bucks, but is suspiciously not even for sale...).
"Master Locked shut" and listed as "highly significant (consider the consequences of tardiness)", this Taco Bell favorite is available on one Brad Troemel's Etsy store, and truly makes you wonder what could happen if you don't open this treasure chest of beef and cheese right NOW.