Whether you love the show, hate the show, or hate that you love that you have no idea what's going on in the show, you probably have some type of opinion about Westworld. Is it a brilliant meta-commentary on violence in mainstream media? A clunky-but-beautiful smorgasbord of deep-fried and dumbed-down Philosophy 101 insights featuring copious nudity? Or maybe... just a nice distraction every Sunday night this spring? You might have better luck looking here.
What we can do here, in the confines of this (definitely non-sentient) page of the internet, is provide you with 22 Westworld-themed recipes for your own premiere party. Even if "premiere party" is what you call making French toast for three and eating it alone in your underwear at 9pm this Sunday when Westworld Season 2 premiers.