Lee Sizemore's Prized S'mores
Just as all life -- carbon-based and mechanical -- should be accepted, so should all s'mores.
Evil Wyatt's Non-Evil Vegan Burger
Just in case you do think meat is murder
Teddy Flood’s Blood Sausage
Teddy kind of gets shit on for the entirety of Season 1, right? So why not honor him with blood sausage. I know that doesn't really make sense, but it does rhyme.
Host French Toast
The Morally Expository Black and White Cookie
With this homemade version of the NYC dessert delicacy, you can have it both ways.
El Lazo's Deceiving Lemon Tarts
Little decorative nooses are optional.
Ghost Nation Ghost Pepper Chili
Spice is also the variety of death, I guess.
Deliberately Vague Plotlines Quiche
Westworld isn't hitting Lost-levels of loose ends. But it's getting there.
Logan's Peer Pressure Pear Salad
To Logan's credit, his constant barrage of "come on, man!" really ended up working…
"Journey Into Night" Omelet with Egg Whites
It will be the greatest narrative via yolks the public has ever seen.
Maeve Millay’s Tarte Flambee
We haven't seen her daughter, but we do know where to find an excellent bacon and onion flambee.
Menacing Player Piano Potato Skins
In case your favorite part of the show is the banging Amy Winehouse covers.
Confused Viewer Croque Monsieur
Don't worry -- I think they do it on purpose.
Pretentious Coworkers Incorrectly Analyzing the Show Around the Water Cooler Cobbler
Because no one needs a condescending mansplaining session about the morality of metaphysical implications of the mirrors of consciousness argument. Right? Right.