But he does get to drink beer in the afternoon with Carl. And you know who's kinda awesome? Carl. Sure, he blackmails people, but those people are Vernon, who sucks. Plus he's nice to Brian. He probably eats a full pancake breakfast every single day.
Kristin Hunt is a staff writer for Thrillist, and was in love with Bender in high school, even though she was a total Brian. Follow her to malfunctioning elephant lamps at @kristin_hunt.